Bruno Mars.

So I'm pretty much in love with Bruno Mars. Like, really. I know everything about him. I love all his songs and I watch all his interviews on Youtube and follow him on Twitter. I'm seriously in love. Someone help.
I think he's amazing. I love how he has a sweet side but he's also sort of a G. He likes mahogany and OAK and punches small children in the throat.
The only thing I hate is when people say he is the new Michael Jackson. He can't be compared to Michael. NO ONE can. Yes, he looks like him and kind of sounds like him, and even sort of has that soft voice, but he ISN'T Michael.
But other than that, I looove him. His voice is incredible and he's so talented and like...perfect. He knows how to treat a girl (See "The Way You Are") but he's kind of naughty (he co-wrote "Right Round" which was about oral sex, and co-wrote "F**k You"). So he's perfect. I'm so gonna marry him.

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm being delusional and sound like an over-obsessed fan girl. I hate being like everyone else. I really really do. But my ultimate wish is to meet him one day. THAT I can do.