The coolest commericial in the history of the world.

I know I've written like 6 or more entries between yesterday and today, but I'm bored, so bear with me.

Anyway, the world's coolest commercial in MY opinion just so happens to be the 2010 Nike Write The Future commercial, featuring some of the world's biggest soccer players of today: Drogba, Rooney, Ronaldinho, Cristiano Ronaldo, and a few others I don't know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLG6jh23yE

I think this commercial is just the best ever. Not only because it's soccer, my favorite sport ever, but because it has the coolest appeal to it. The way it looks, the players, the concept.
The coolest part is when Ronaldinho does that step-over thing, then it shows everyone around the world doing it, including Kobe Bryant after he makes a shot.
My favorite part is Cristiano Ronaldo's part. It's just amazing. Then the commercial goes off with "Write the future".

This might just be my most pointless post, but I love this commercial so much. XD

World Cupless and Time to Cruise

So, since there are no games in the World Cup until Friday (Brazil vs. Netherlands), I'm completely bored with nothing to do. I made some money yesterday for typing up some business cards at my dad's office (just $3) But every cent helps, because I'm saving up to buy a Kaka shirt. Approximately $22, $18 for youths. If I'd had a job by now, then I could get that shirt and more with no sweat. Now I have work my butt off, but hey, it's worth it. I put up a new set of Kaka and Ronaldo posters in my room.
<-----------------Yeah bitches, I made that beauty. I have two other collage posters like this in my room, except all Michael Jackson.
Anyway, what was I saying?...Oh yeah, so I'm trying to save up money to buy some sports shirts because I saw the commercial for Sports Authority, and decided to check out the website, and came across some cool Brazil and Kaka merchandise. The next day I go to my dad's office, he takes the kids out to the field and track to play, and they come back with a bag full of Sports Authority merchandise. What.the.fuck are the odds? So I missed out on the perfect opportunity. But my brother and I wanna go back later and check some stuff out.
Anyway, I'm turning in more job applications to the mall again this Saturday. Hopefully someone calls me back. I'm really looking into American Eagle, Anchor Blue, and Aeropostale. Apparently, at Aero, you have to kiss major ass just to get hours, and I don't know how good I'd be at that. But at Forever 21, even though it's the most ghetto, you make a lot of money, because they give you hours even when you don't WANT them. So, I guess that's good, since I have nothing else to do at the moment.

Anyway, I start my first driving lesson tomorrow from 10 am to 12 am, with my friend from driving school. One hour each, cruising on the road. No parking lots, just straight to the road. And my fifth drive lesson will be on the highway, probably in August. So yeah, I'm scared for my life, but let's go! I'm also excited. I look to that shiny new driver's license in December for inspiration.
I can see the light. And it's getting closer!

My greatest loves.

1. Michael Jackson
We all know that I love Michael Jackson. He was amazing, a great humanitarian, and a great musician, and just a great down-to-earth person. His music, his lyrics, his voice, made him special. Which is why he has the number one spot. He was innocent, and a beautiful soul. RIP MJ. I love him too much.

2. Ricardo Kaká
Everyone knows that this is my favorite athlete in the entire world. And if you didn't know that by now, where have you been? I love this guy so much. He's amazing. His devout Christianity and superb faith and trust in God never ceases to amaze me. This guy doesn't even drink, no matter how wild and crazy those soccer player parties must get. He is absolutely GORGEOUS and he's amazing at soccer. I can't even explain in words how much I absolutely LOVE this guy.

3. Cristiano Ronaldo
He may be a big douche with a big ego sometimes, but he's also a big family man. I admire the fact that even though he has a busy schedule, goes to lots of parties, has sex with lots of women, and is basically the opposite of Kaká , that he still finds time to hang with his family. He says they're his biggest inspiration and he values his time with them. And NO, the reason I love him is not because he's hot. (But it's definitely a great bonus.) It's because he's amazing at soccer. No matter what the haters say, he's one of the best in the world. He does not suck. So SUCK IT. I love Cristiano Ronaldo.

4. Michelle Branch
This woman is the epitome of underrated singers. Her lyrics are just plain amazing. She writes really good songs, and her voice is fantastic. I truly love her music. Nothing else I can say. (Eh eh)

5. Matthew Broderick
Okay, this guy is probably the most underrated actor I know. He's well known for his role in Ferris Bueller, but everyone says his career sucked after that movie. I STILL haven't seen the whole movie. But I know that he's had many other good movies. And his performance in the movie "Glory" was just spectacular and never fully recognized. This man is truly special.

Okay, I'm done for now.

Apparently, Portugal CAN'T do this.

Wow, this game was dreadful. Portugal was kind of humiliated out there today. They played like girls, little ballerinas leaping and doing pirouettes. I swear, they were dancing better than my dance teachers. Cristiano Ronaldo kept tripping, in fact, EVERYONE kept tripping. Jesus Christ, it was annoying. I'm gonna miss Portugal, I wanted to final round to be Brazil vs Portugal, and Brazil to win, but oh well. The way they played, they deserved to go home. During the whole game, I sat there asking if this was the Woman's World Cup, I swear they played like little girls. Jumping Jehoshaphat. I can't believe I just said that. :/
Ugh, I'm pissed.

I still love you, C Ronaldo. <3

The 7 Things I hate the most.

Since I've been talking about nothing but soccer, since my 2 week blog-drought, I thought I'd talk about something else. My biggest pet peeves.

7. Negative Nancies

These people always have to bring others down. They have to make every little thing a big deal and they always have to turn something positive into something negative. Certain negative Nancies walk into class everyday with a frown on their face. Hon, the world isn't ending. You don't have to imply such possibilities with your countenance. Christ.

Scenario:

Girl 1: Hey guys, guess what?

Friends: What?

Girl 1: My parents said we're going New York over the summer! Isn't that great? We get to go to Central Park and Times Square and we even get to see Wicked on Broadway!

Miss Negative Nancy: Puh-lease. New York's not even all that great. It's so overrated. The pizza is way too greasy, the people just suck, it's freakishly cold, and the cast of Wicked have horrible voices. I'd much rather go to California. But have fun.

You little bitch.

6. People Who Just Don't Understand

This, of course, can be anybody. No matter how much you try to drop hints and clues that they're annoying the living fuck out of you, they just don't seem to get it.

Scenario: You're sitting there, minding your own damn business, and your annoying friend comes up to you and starts telling her whole fucking life story. You just stare at her, and she keeps talking. You get up to get a drink of water from the fountain, she follows you and continues her story, no matter how loud you sip and slurp to shut her up. You sit back down and she's still talking. You roll your eyes and this bitch is STILL talking. You look at others like "When is she gonna shut up?" She's looking at you, she can clearly see your facial expression, and she's STILL talking. What is she, stupid? Do you have to slap the shit out of her to make her understand? Christ.

Okay, so that was a bit exaggerated, but you get the point.

5. Republicans and/or Crazy Christians.

*Technically, this should be much further down the list, but I don't really care.

*I apologize for generalizing. It's not ALL Republicans, but most Republicans, especially down here in the South.

Okay, if you're Republican, this might or might not apply to you. If you're offended, I don't give a fuck. Now, I'm a Christian, and my family is very religious, but there are those crazy Republican Christians who are little bit...coo-coo? Let's take the 2008 presidential election into mind. Now, of COURSE you don't have to be a Democrat like me. You don't HAVE to like Obama like I do. You can do whatever the fuck you want. It's a free country. But I don't get how these crazy-ass mothafuckas have to find a way to blame everything on Obama. The dude just got into office about a year and a half ago. These crazy ass Republicans are finding ways to blame him for everything that's wrong with our country. Sorry guys, that fault goes to the previous president of Idiocy, George Monkey Bush. He helped to further ruin America, and somehow everything that sucks is now Obama's fault. These bitches could blame global warning on Obama. Jesus.

And these crazy ass Christian Republican looneys really get on my nerves. They feel that they can take it upon themselves to free the world of sin. "Let's go kill the gays because God hates fags!" Who the fuck gave you that power? Killing is wrong in the first place, so I don't see why they think it's okay to do that.

Here's our blast from the past: Remember John Lennon and the whole "we're bigger than Jesus" conflict? Yeah, it was wrong to say (*smacks John Lennon) but it was totally taken out of context. Only the Bible Belt looneys down here took it so seriously. Burning your Beatles records, posters, books, all because of that? That's a bit crazy. I mean, YOU paid for it.

I mean, these guys can do whatever they want, it's their choice. I'm just saying, it annoys the fuck out of me.

4. Teen couples

I don't hate teen couples. I really don't. But what I do hate about a lot of teen couples is the fact that they think they're in love and nothing can go wrong. Please. You don't even know what love is. I choose to concentrate on my school work and just have fun while I'm still a teenager. You know, hang out with friends, and NOT be totally committed to a guy who just wants sex and who I won't even be with forever.

It's like, how STUPID can these girls be? These bitches will sit on Facebook, updating their status about how much they've learned in life, and how they've matured. But they haven't. They're still the typical, naive little teenage nutters that we all are. We're ALL naive. But SOME of us (moi) choose to learn from our mistakes and move on. These girls just don't seem to get it. It's a rare case when a teenage boy really DOES love his girlfriend. In fact, I know some of those people. The problem is, EVERY girl thinks she HAS this relationship. I mean, don't you see your friend getting crushed by her boyfriend? Getting used for nothing but sex? Haven't you ever seen those cheesy ass shows like the Secret Life and Degrassi? Lessons can actually be learned from these pathetic shows.

I should really say more, but I'm not going to. This should really be lower on the list too.

3. Fake Bitches

Don't we all hate these people? It's like, I don't even know WHICH of your faces to look at, since you have TWO of them. They'll tell you a story one day, and tell another girl another story the next. Make up your mind, bitch, and leave your middle school drama shit at the door. You're making a mess.

2. Haters
You know those people who have to hate on EVERYTHING no matter what? Yeah, this spot in my countdown is dedicated those guys. FYI, this is about celebrity-haters...They're kind of like Negative Nancy, only much more negative. No matter how great or sweet or talented a celebrity is, they ALWAYS have to be picky about something. Every celebrity has a hater. But seriously, don't these people have anything better to do?

Scenario:
Me: Don't you just love Kaka? He's such a great player with a good personality. He's a very religious faithful person; he doesn't drink, his favorite book is the bible, his favorite music is gospel, he does humanitarian campaigns, and he's one of the few athletes in the entire planet who was actually a VIRGIN until he got married! Wow, what a guy! Not to mention he's one of the best fucking soccer players in the whole world. (lmao, whatever, you get the point!)
Hater: No, he's been sucking, especially after he left AC Milan for evil Real Madrid! Blah blah blah! *picks nose. He's been missing passes and hasn't made a single goal for this World Cup! BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Okay, not the perfect scenario, but you get the point. I hate Kaka haters. EVERYONE knows you can't ALWAYS be on top of your game. I'd like to see THEM to better.

1. Stereotypes
I can honestly tell you that stereotypes and generalizations are what annoy me the most. Let's skip the description and go straight to the scenario, shall we?

Scenario: Let's say I'm up in New Jersey. What I'm doing there, I don't know. Just go with it.
Girl 1: Hey, where are you from?
Me: I'm from Texas.
Girl 1: Oh. That's cool. Do you have a ranch down there? (so unsuspecting, such an innocent question from the little bitch.)
Me: ...No.
Girl 2: Do y'all like, ride horses to school? How do you deal with traffic?!
Girl 3: Do you have one of those ten-gallon hats? Can I see?!
Girl 4: How's life down in hicksville?!
Me: Oh yeah? Where's Snooki and the rest of the gang?!
*SILENCE
Me: *clears throat....Yes, yes I do ride horses to school, and if we're late, we have to go to the Tardy Barn. And traffic's a bitch, what with the horses neighing if you cut them off. It's a crazy life.

Yee-haw, bitch. This scenario was actually half-true. My friend went up to New York, and all these people kept asking similar questions to those. I hate stereotypes. I mean, it's human nature and all, but some people take it too far.

So, there you have it. The seven things I hate the most that people do.

SHA.

Come on Portugal, you can do this!

Okay, so today Portugal's playing Spain. I'm truly rooting for them. I know I'm a Brazil lover, but I want the final 2 to be Brazil and Portugal. After Brazil, I'm all for Portugal. So I hope they win today against Spain.
But the thing is, Spain's players are hardcore. They're awesome. They kick ass. They're rated the second best in the world. And Portugal's the third. So it'll be an interesting match, that's for sure. I really don't know if Portugal will win or not, but I sure hope they do. :/
C'mon guys, you got this.

FUCK YEAH. Brazil, y'all are fucking BEASTS.

I can't explain how ecstatic I am that Brazil beat Chile. I mean, they made like 2 goals in the first 37 minutes. You beasts, you!
At first, they were playing like shit. They weren't having the ball for the majority of the time like they usually do, and I was pissed off at them. Then, they started playing a little bit better.
The first goal was the result of a brilliant pass from Kaká to Juan, who made a nice header straight into the net. And BAM. My ass was dancing around like a cage monkey. After that, they got their shit up. But Kaka got a yellow card which pissed me off, because once again, it was even that big of a deal. But towards the end, he went off, which was a good thing, so he couldn't get anymore yellow cards.
Anyway, the second goal was made because of a pass from, I think it was Kaka again, to Fabiano. The goalie ran out to try and block him, and slipped. Then Fabiano simply walked around him and kicked the ball in. Simple and EASY as hell. It was great. The third goal was made by Robinho, who had been trying for quite some time to make one. Good for you! lol okay I'm being distracted by Friends. Phoebe is singing about NYC losing power, so I'm losing my train of thought...
Okay bye. ;)

Sooo...game stats?

Status of Friday's game:
Portugal: 0
Brazil: 0
So they tied with nil. But no complaints here, it was a good game. I was mostly satisfied, minus the fact that KAKA AND ELANO DIDN'T GET TO PLAY! Kaka, cause of that stupid red card, and Elano because of that injury. And Robinho because I DON'T KNOW WHY. He wasn't injured. He didn't have a red card. Get your ass in the game.
I can't even explain how much I wanted to see Kaka go against Cristiano Ronaldo, since they're both like, the best soccer players on their team (imo).Anyway, both teams played a great game. Of course, Brazil had the ball longer than their opponent, as usual.
They both had some really good "almost-goals", but there was always that one thing that got in the way of a perfect goal. Deflections, tripping, running smack into each other. It was a very interesting game. So, good job guys.
But I have one thing to say: Brazil, win that damn game against Chile on Monday. Or else, I'm flying to Brazil to help the civilians pelt fruit at you as you exit the plane.
Now, here in America, that's not what we do. Most people here don't care for soccer, except when it comes to the World Cup. In fact, I didn't even know the name of our city's soccer team til my brother told me yesterday. Anyway, the only time people go that crazy over sports is over in the east, in Boston, and New York, what with the crazy ass Yankees vs Red Sox thing going on.
Death threats, mobs, etc. are common courtesy in this rivalry. My brother told me that, was it France or Italy? well, one of them...got pelted with rotten tomatoes for losing the World Cup in previous years. That stinks. There's the one, tiny pile of shit in your thick-as-hell silver lining of being an athlete. I'd die to be pelted with tomatoes for the money those lucky bitches get. So no complaints, y'hear?
Anyway, Brazil needs to beat Chile on Monday, and Portugal needs to beat...who is it, Spain? on Tuesday. In the end, I hope it's these two facing off. But god dammit, we still got Argentina in the way. And god dammit, they've got Messi. And god dammit, he's got skill. I hate to say this, but he's better than Kaka and Ronaldo, god dammit. >:(
But Brazil's got the best team on the planet, god dammit, and they'd better win this thing.
On a worse note, I'm horrified to say that Kaka might not be in the next World Cup in 4 years. He'll be 32, which is kind of old in soccer terms. But hopefully, he'll be in the Olympics in 2 years. He better be, anyway.

So that's all for my god damned review. And that's enough god damned "god dammits". I'm annoyed with myself. :/

So apparently I have a stalker.

Um, Mia, you should stop stalking me, especially since you get mad at me for going on YOUR page.

That is all.

MY NEW OBSESSION!!

As you all know (well, NOW you know) my new obsession is SOCCER!! Or if you're from anywhere besides America, FOOTBALL!!
I've been strangely interested in the 2010 World Cup. Now I've been speaking soccer terms, and looking up soccer videos, and telling my brother who scored what, and complaining about Kaka getting a TOTALLY undeserved red card. Pshh.
My other new obsession is Kaká, Brazil's star player. He's a beast at soccer, one of the BEST players in the whole world, and he might just be the hottest guy I've ever seen. I mean come on, he's a foreign soccer player, and everyone knows those guys are the hottest guys in sports. A lot of girls prefer Cristiano Ronaldo, the soccer equivalent to Kobe Bryant: GREAT player, cocky attitude, but I say Ricardo Kaká.
Anyway, now I know all these players that I would never have been able to tell you about last week, excluding Kaká, Ronaldo, and Messi. People like Drogba, Robinho, Elano, Lucio, Fabiano, and every other "o" you've heard.
Tomorrow's the big game: Brazil vs. Portugal. Portugal scored freaking 7 points in their last game against North Korea, but I think Brazil can beat them, since they ARE the best in the world. Unfortunately, Kaká won't get to be in this next game thanks to that gay referee giving him an unfair red card for accidentally elbowing someone in the chest, unless by some miracle the officials or whoever revoke the card. And unless Elano got better from his last injury, he won't be in it either. But they've still got Fabiano, who scored them 2 goals in the last game, even though one was kind of a handball, but the referee didn't see that, so who's complaining? Not me. And they've still got Robinho and Lucio and Julio Cesar, one of the best goalies in the world. So they've definitely got a chance. Unfortunately, Portugal's got cocky old Ronaldo. >:( And hey, they're beasts at soccer too. I just want Brazil to win.
And I know I'm American and all, and should be ultimately voting for the US, but I just know they won't win. It would sure as hell be nice, but for some reason, I have a soft spot for Brazil.
So uh, GO USA!!! Then, go Brazil!!!

Anyway, I have soccer highlights to watch online, so...gtfo.

Let's Play Catch-Up.

Okay, since the last time I've posted here, I've gotten my learner's permit, and....THAT'S IT.

So my summer's going a bit slow. Happens to the best of us, right? Well, I still got a lot of summerin' to do. I still gotta sign up for Government and Economics to take over the summer so I have room for French III next year. And I have yet to get a job. I turned in more applications on Sunday, and low and behold, I screwed up AGAIN.
The fairly obvious thing to do was give your application to the managers, and NOT to the employees, Chantal. Whoops. I spoke to my friend Janet on the phone and found out I gave my Aeropostale form to the one crazy girl in the store. Now I'm afraid she like, tore up my paper, ate it, then beat on her chest like King Kong. :/

On a POSITIVE note, I start my drive times next Thursday. I have three drive times this month. I can start this, then get my license by at least December. :)

Vroom vroom.

I couldn't be more excited about FINALLY starting driving school today. I'm freaking seventeen, and I don't even have my permit. Jesus. So I'm really excited about today. I'll finally be able to drive to Wal Mart to get Whales snacks, and not depend on my brother's good or bad mood.
Anyway...peace. ;D

SCHOOL IS OUT!!! Will Smith, SING YO SONG!!

I am sooo ecstatic that school is out. So, ya know how yesterday, my life totally sucked? Well, now it doesn't! My dad signed me up for driving school and I went to the attendance office for my VOE form, and I'm starting on Monday! FINALLY! And I'm gonna be taking Government and Economics over the summer, for free, cause I'm in Dual. So I can get that over with and have an extra free period, and now I can be in French 3 again which will make me a Distinguished Scholar when I graduate. Now that I got my shit together, I can finally relax. All I have to do, is come back on August 3rd, talk to my counselor and fix the rest of my schedule. Then I'll be all set.

Beastin'. ;)

With one day left? Really?

So, I somehow managed to fuck up my schedule for next year. This can't happen, I'm gonna be a SENIOR DAMMIT!!
My schedule's gotta rock! So I signed up for clinical like a month ago, and I totally don't want to be in it anymore, cause I heard it was NOT worth it. Plus it's 3 class periods. Then AP Chem (I replaced AP Bio with it) is double-block. Today I went to my counselor and all this junk happened. Now I have to change my schedule again, but it has to be August 3rd, which is when they're coming back. Somehow, I'm not in French 3 anymore, and I'm not on the list for senior leadership.
Ugh, my school life's a shitty mess right now. I have to fix it before I kill myself.
And all this happened with ONE day of school left? God-damn. FML.

Almost there...

Two days of school, and three classes til I'm a SENIOR.
Tomorrow, they'll be unveiling the new Class of 2011 sign in the commons at 7:00, and [I'll be there] for sure. I can't wait to be a senior. I'm gonna have the time of my life.
I'm gonna be Vice President for choir (YES, WE HAVE OFFICER POSITIONS.) And unlike the usual officers who never did anything, we'll actually be doing a lot of stuff next year, cause we'll have a new teacher. I'm gonna miss my old choir teacher a lot, though.
Anyway, I'll be VP for choir, Secretary for NHS, I'll be in Student Council, level 3 dance, Senior Leadership (not necessarily a good thing), and I'll be in AP Bio (which will undoubtedly KICK MY ASS.)
I plan on making the most of my last summer in high school too. I'm going to get a job, I'm going to driving school (FINALLY!!), and I'm gonna just plain relax. But I'm also gonna get on my shit: summer assignments and scholarship searches. (Not that I haven't been searching) College is coming up, and UT, Baylor, Texas Tech, Stanford, are what I'm looking into. Especially UT and Baylor.
So, plan:
Thursday: Take physics final-Goodbye Ms. Martin :'(- then go to dance, chill, and watch the dance show on dvd. Then go HOME.
Friday: Go to Dr. Scott's class, and take "what color is the white house" test, say final goodbyes to my peers, and then go HOME.
THEN.....
IT'S SUMMERTIME, BITCHES!

Bueller...Bueller...

So, you all know about my ever-increasing love of my new favorite actor, Matthew Broderick. And if you don't...KNOW IT.
Ever since old Dr. S showed us that "Glory" movie in US History, I've been very interested in Matthew Broderic, Colonel Shaw, and the 54th regiment of Massachusetts. Oh, and did I mention Matthew Broderick?
It all started with Glory, but now I've moved on to some of his other movies, like "WarGames", and the popular classic 80s comedy, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".
Would you believe I haven't finished watching it yet? And I have to yet to watch WarGames too. And I've just rented "The Freshman" from the library. So I'm gonna have a very Bueller weekend, while everyone is taking their SATs, which I took care of...TWICE. Ha and ha.
Beastin. ;)