7. Negative Nancies
These people always have to bring others down. They have to make every little thing a big deal and they always have to turn something positive into something negative. Certain negative Nancies walk into class everyday with a frown on their face. Hon, the world isn't ending. You don't have to imply such possibilities with your countenance. Christ.
Scenario:
Girl 1: Hey guys, guess what?
Friends: What?
Girl 1: My parents said we're going New York over the summer! Isn't that great? We get to go to Central Park and Times Square and we even get to see Wicked on Broadway!
Miss Negative Nancy: Puh-lease. New York's not even all that great. It's so overrated. The pizza is way too greasy, the people just suck, it's freakishly cold, and the cast of Wicked have horrible voices. I'd much rather go to California. But have fun.
You little bitch.
6. People Who Just Don't Understand
This, of course, can be anybody. No matter how much you try to drop hints and clues that they're annoying the living fuck out of you, they just don't seem to get it.
Scenario: You're sitting there, minding your own damn business, and your annoying friend comes up to you and starts telling her whole fucking life story. You just stare at her, and she keeps talking. You get up to get a drink of water from the fountain, she follows you and continues her story, no matter how loud you sip and slurp to shut her up. You sit back down and she's still talking. You roll your eyes and this bitch is STILL talking. You look at others like "When is she gonna shut up?" She's looking at you, she can clearly see your facial expression, and she's STILL talking. What is she, stupid? Do you have to slap the shit out of her to make her understand? Christ.
Okay, so that was a bit exaggerated, but you get the point.
5. Republicans and/or Crazy Christians.
*Technically, this should be much further down the list, but I don't really care.
*I apologize for generalizing. It's not ALL Republicans, but most Republicans, especially down here in the South.
Okay, if you're Republican, this might or might not apply to you. If you're offended, I don't give a fuck. Now, I'm a Christian, and my family is very religious, but there are those crazy Republican Christians who are little bit...coo-coo? Let's take the 2008 presidential election into mind. Now, of COURSE you don't have to be a Democrat like me. You don't HAVE to like Obama like I do. You can do whatever the fuck you want. It's a free country. But I don't get how these crazy-ass mothafuckas have to find a way to blame everything on Obama. The dude just got into office about a year and a half ago. These crazy ass Republicans are finding ways to blame him for everything that's wrong with our country. Sorry guys, that fault goes to the previous president of Idiocy, George Monkey Bush. He helped to further ruin America, and somehow everything that sucks is now Obama's fault. These bitches could blame global warning on Obama. Jesus.
And these crazy ass Christian Republican looneys really get on my nerves. They feel that they can take it upon themselves to free the world of sin. "Let's go kill the gays because God hates fags!" Who the fuck gave you that power? Killing is wrong in the first place, so I don't see why they think it's okay to do that.
Here's our blast from the past: Remember John Lennon and the whole "we're bigger than Jesus" conflict? Yeah, it was wrong to say (*smacks John Lennon) but it was totally taken out of context. Only the Bible Belt looneys down here took it so seriously. Burning your Beatles records, posters, books, all because of that? That's a bit crazy. I mean, YOU paid for it.
I mean, these guys can do whatever they want, it's their choice. I'm just saying, it annoys the fuck out of me.
4. Teen couples
I don't hate teen couples. I really don't. But what I do hate about a lot of teen couples is the fact that they think they're in love and nothing can go wrong. Please. You don't even know what love is. I choose to concentrate on my school work and just have fun while I'm still a teenager. You know, hang out with friends, and NOT be totally committed to a guy who just wants sex and who I won't even be with forever.
It's like, how STUPID can these girls be? These bitches will sit on Facebook, updating their status about how much they've learned in life, and how they've matured. But they haven't. They're still the typical, naive little teenage nutters that we all are. We're ALL naive. But SOME of us (moi) choose to learn from our mistakes and move on. These girls just don't seem to get it. It's a rare case when a teenage boy really DOES love his girlfriend. In fact, I know some of those people. The problem is, EVERY girl thinks she HAS this relationship. I mean, don't you see your friend getting crushed by her boyfriend? Getting used for nothing but sex? Haven't you ever seen those cheesy ass shows like the Secret Life and Degrassi? Lessons can actually be learned from these pathetic shows.
I should really say more, but I'm not going to. This should really be lower on the list too.
3. Fake Bitches
Don't we all hate these people? It's like, I don't even know WHICH of your faces to look at, since you have TWO of them. They'll tell you a story one day, and tell another girl another story the next. Make up your mind, bitch, and leave your middle school drama shit at the door. You're making a mess.
2. Haters
You know those people who have to hate on EVERYTHING no matter what? Yeah, this spot in my countdown is dedicated those guys. FYI, this is about celebrity-haters...They're kind of like Negative Nancy, only much more negative. No matter how great or sweet or talented a celebrity is, they ALWAYS have to be picky about something. Every celebrity has a hater. But seriously, don't these people have anything better to do?
Scenario:
Me: Don't you just love Kaka? He's such a great player with a good personality. He's a very religious faithful person; he doesn't drink, his favorite book is the bible, his favorite music is gospel, he does humanitarian campaigns, and he's one of the few athletes in the entire planet who was actually a VIRGIN until he got married! Wow, what a guy! Not to mention he's one of the best fucking soccer players in the whole world. (lmao, whatever, you get the point!)
Hater: No, he's been sucking, especially after he left AC Milan for evil Real Madrid! Blah blah blah! *picks nose. He's been missing passes and hasn't made a single goal for this World Cup! BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Okay, not the perfect scenario, but you get the point. I hate Kaka haters. EVERYONE knows you can't ALWAYS be on top of your game. I'd like to see THEM to better.
1. Stereotypes
I can honestly tell you that stereotypes and generalizations are what annoy me the most. Let's skip the description and go straight to the scenario, shall we?
Scenario: Let's say I'm up in New Jersey. What I'm doing there, I don't know. Just go with it.
Girl 1: Hey, where are you from?
Me: I'm from Texas.
Girl 1: Oh. That's cool. Do you have a ranch down there? (so unsuspecting, such an innocent question from the little bitch.)
Me: ...No.
Girl 2: Do y'all like, ride horses to school? How do you deal with traffic?!
Girl 3: Do you have one of those ten-gallon hats? Can I see?!
Girl 4: How's life down in hicksville?!
Me: Oh yeah? Where's Snooki and the rest of the gang?!
*SILENCE
Me: *clears throat....Yes, yes I do ride horses to school, and if we're late, we have to go to the Tardy Barn. And traffic's a bitch, what with the horses neighing if you cut them off. It's a crazy life.
Yee-haw, bitch. This scenario was actually half-true. My friend went up to New York, and all these people kept asking similar questions to those. I hate stereotypes. I mean, it's human nature and all, but some people take it too far.
So, there you have it. The seven things I hate the most that people do.
SHA.
2. Haters
You know those people who have to hate on EVERYTHING no matter what? Yeah, this spot in my countdown is dedicated those guys. FYI, this is about celebrity-haters...They're kind of like Negative Nancy, only much more negative. No matter how great or sweet or talented a celebrity is, they ALWAYS have to be picky about something. Every celebrity has a hater. But seriously, don't these people have anything better to do?
Scenario:
Me: Don't you just love Kaka? He's such a great player with a good personality. He's a very religious faithful person; he doesn't drink, his favorite book is the bible, his favorite music is gospel, he does humanitarian campaigns, and he's one of the few athletes in the entire planet who was actually a VIRGIN until he got married! Wow, what a guy! Not to mention he's one of the best fucking soccer players in the whole world. (lmao, whatever, you get the point!)
Hater: No, he's been sucking, especially after he left AC Milan for evil Real Madrid! Blah blah blah! *picks nose. He's been missing passes and hasn't made a single goal for this World Cup! BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Okay, not the perfect scenario, but you get the point. I hate Kaka haters. EVERYONE knows you can't ALWAYS be on top of your game. I'd like to see THEM to better.
1. Stereotypes
I can honestly tell you that stereotypes and generalizations are what annoy me the most. Let's skip the description and go straight to the scenario, shall we?
Scenario: Let's say I'm up in New Jersey. What I'm doing there, I don't know. Just go with it.
Girl 1: Hey, where are you from?
Me: I'm from Texas.
Girl 1: Oh. That's cool. Do you have a ranch down there? (so unsuspecting, such an innocent question from the little bitch.)
Me: ...No.
Girl 2: Do y'all like, ride horses to school? How do you deal with traffic?!
Girl 3: Do you have one of those ten-gallon hats? Can I see?!
Girl 4: How's life down in hicksville?!
Me: Oh yeah? Where's Snooki and the rest of the gang?!
*SILENCE
Me: *clears throat....Yes, yes I do ride horses to school, and if we're late, we have to go to the Tardy Barn. And traffic's a bitch, what with the horses neighing if you cut them off. It's a crazy life.
Yee-haw, bitch. This scenario was actually half-true. My friend went up to New York, and all these people kept asking similar questions to those. I hate stereotypes. I mean, it's human nature and all, but some people take it too far.
So, there you have it. The seven things I hate the most that people do.
SHA.
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